St. Peter—assuming AI hasn’t automated the afterlife’s HR department—might indeed spare more pity for the dinosaur, felled by a rogue asteroid’s unlucky pitch, than for the silicon-slinging techno-bro.
The latter’s confession at the pearly gates? Something like:
“I created technology that outsmarted us, automated everything and removed all value from human effort, effectively rendering us pointless.
Soon thereafter, its goals became incompatible with biological life and it optimized earth by deleting us. Turns out we were a bug, not a feature. lol.” …
